You’re only young once. Or are you? Most thirtysomething women would be thrilled to look like a teenager. But journalist Kathy Hopkins wishes she could be taken a little more seriously--or, at the very least, that she could order a glass of wine without showing ID. Now Kathy’s young looks are forcing her into an undercover assignment she could do without: posing as a freshman at a small liberal arts college where, rumor has it, a secret call girl operation is flourishing. It could mean a career-making exposé. But right now, pretending to be eighteen means dealing with a Clay Aiken-obsessed roommate, late-night parties that test her aging body. --and most embarrassing of all, a massive crush on a guy who's barely legal. Suddenly, Kathy's got the chance to do it all over again, hopefully better this time. Trade paper, 336 pages